Daughter : Mummy, past present and future tense ki example do. Mummy : Mai sundar thi, Mai sundar hun, aur Mai sundar rahungi. ...

5 years old son, After watching a story of an Emperor on TV: "Mum, I also want 7 wives, one will cook for me, one will read for me,...

Wife: (calling from the bath room in a very sweet and sexy voice) "Darling, I am in the bath room.... have applied soap all...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid,...