Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do? - Doctor: Yes, this is a known...
Greatest scientists of all times were invited to a reunion... Isaac Newton said he'd drop in. Socrates said he'd think about it. ...
A Bihari, a Bengali and our Santa were arguing on the hospital ward who was the most careless. The Bihari guy said, "I'm the most...
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