Santa: I have the perfect son. Banta: Does he smoke? Santa: No, he doesn’t. Banta: Does he drink whiskey? Santa: No, he doesn’t. Banta:...

Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya? Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi.. Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai,...

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I...

Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant… As the food was served, Husband said: “The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”...

Stylish Breakup Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his gf. GF: “What the hell was that?” Santa: “its over”! #Jokes #Santa

Month end story. A thief broke into my room. He started searching for money. I woke up & started searching with him.�� ...

Husband saw contact called "Iron man" on his wife's phone. A little terrified, he asked her who that was. She replied, "Istri wala...

In a factory: A man standing on the floor, not doing any work and looking aimlessly...... CEO of that factory came and asked his...

A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee...

Friend 1 : Kaun Si Jati ke Log Achhe Nagrik Hote Hai ? Friend 2 : Baniye.. Friend 1 : Matlab? Friend 2 : Har Jagah Likha Hota...