Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main? Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo.. warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!! Girl: Nahi, aisa mat...

Duniya me 2 kaam bahut achchhe hue Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle 12th complete ho gayi.. Aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle graduation...

Ladke wale: Kya kya bana leti hai aap ki beti? Ladki wale: Ab kya tareef karein… yeh selfie lete samay 25 alag alag tarah ke muh bana...

Sardar ji ko dast lag gaye… Wo doctor ko dikhane gaye.. Doctor ne kaha Nimbu ka istemaal karo! 2 din baad… Doctor: Ab dast kaise hain?...

Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles…. The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered….. . . . . . . Hum thode...

Wo Konse 5 Bachche Hain Jo Khud Bhi Sara Din Awaragardi Karte Hain aur Na Khud Padhte Hain Na Doosron Ko Padhne Dete Hein… . . ....

In a Nursery School Canteen… There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- “Do not take more than one, God is watching” On...

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar… How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally? Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.....

Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur… Wife: Aur kya? tell me aur kya…. ? Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya? Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat...

Sardar dials a number a Girl answered…. Sardar: Hello… kaun? Girl: Main Seeta… Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate…...