Wife Calling Husband From The Bath Room

Wife: (calling from the bath room in a very sweet and sexy voice) "Darling, I am in the bath room.... have applied soap all over... please come and rub liberally properly with your loving hands." �� Husband: (reading newspaper.... suddenly jumps with happiness looks himself in the mirror and tells his wife) "Sweetheart... ruko... mein abhi aaya." Reaches the bath room... sees his wife fully clothed, gets very disappointed & asks, "kahan rub karun..?" . Wife: "Zyaada idhar-udhar dekho nahin.... I have applied soap to the Clothes �� lying on the floor... now Rub each of the clothes properly and wash them and hang them for drying... I have to go for my kitty party." ��

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