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Santa Has A Perfect Son

Santa: I have the perfect son.

Banta: Does he smoke? Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he drink whiskey? Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he ever come home late? Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? Santa: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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