In a Nursery School Canteen… There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- “Do not take more than one, God is watching” On...

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar… How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally? Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.....

Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur… Wife: Aur kya? tell me aur kya…. ? Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya? Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat...

Sardar dials a number a Girl answered…. Sardar: Hello… kaun? Girl: Main Seeta… Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate…...

Santa: I have the perfect son. Banta: Does he smoke? Santa: No, he doesn’t. Banta: Does he drink whiskey? Santa: No, he doesn’t. Banta:...

Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya? Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi.. Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai,...

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I...

Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant… As the food was served, Husband said: “The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”...

Stylish Breakup Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his gf. GF: “What the hell was that?” Santa: “its over”! #Jokes #Santa

Month end story. A thief broke into my room. He started searching for money. I woke up & started searching with him.�� ...