A Belated Teachers' Day
Its A Humble Request "80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students." So Plz . . . . BUNK d Classes As Much ...
10 marks in an exam
Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole...
Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!...
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one...
I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in...
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, "We want 2 disturb some good person." I suggest them your name. They said, "We cannot...
Santa's Invention
The most dangerous till date: Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented? Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of...
Promise me we are true friends
It's Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That's Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday Good Morning :-) #Jokes
Naughty Son
Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? . . . . Husband : Keep it in his books. I...
Oysters Charity
Q: How come oysters never donate to charity? . . . . . . . . . A: Because they are shellfish. #Jokes