Man standing on the scale
Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife:I do not think that is going to help. Man:Sure it does. How else could I see...
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one...
I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in...
Santa's Invention
The most dangerous till date: Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented? Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of...
Naughty Son
Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? . . . . Husband : Keep it in his books. I...
Husband Wife Relationship Test : The Dog Test
(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to...
The Real Father
Mother: Son I'm sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man . And that person is your real father." Son:...
A Smart Warning
❗A Smart Warning❗ A Genius Husband gave the keys of his new SUV to his wife with a warning: "Darling, if you meet with an accident,...
Husband Wife Relationship Test : The Dog Test
(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to...
Husband Aur Intelligent Biwi
Raat mein pati ko patni ne milk diya… Pati doodh taste karte hi bola: Yeh kaisa doodh hai? Patni boli: Wo kesar khatam ho gaya tha, to...